...Liberator sends a Wedge along with the Scoop. So here I am with two Wedges, a Scoop, a Ramp, and a suddenly not-big-enough apartment. Seriously, the Scoop is enormous. I mean huge: 24″ wide, 40″ long and 12″ tall. It’s hard to visualize, I know, but take my word for...
Sex Toy Reviews
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Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in...
It seems that making miniature Hitachi knock-offs is in style. I’ve already found my mini Hitachi knock-off lover — the...
The Vixen Creations Raquel doesn’t look like much, especially in pictures. It’s a simple pink dildo with a bulging head,...
In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in what it is not. It’s not a re-hashing...
As I’ve previously mentioned, I’m quite fond of ice cream inspired dildos. And even if no ice cream should come...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
I expect a lot from Sasha Grey. And I expected a lot from The Birthday Party, since it marks one...
The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
If you have a stuffed-up nose and malfunctioning taste buds, Intimate Organics Hydra will seem completely perfect. It’s water-based, glycerin...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
Writing this review feels like a bit of a sham. Eon McKai‘s Content is meant to speak for itself —...
Flavored lubes notoriously suffer from too-sweet syndrome — and gross-aftertaste syndrome — which is why I am generally skeptical of...
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
I’ve had my eye somewhat indifferently trained on the Raspberry Chunk for a while now. In March, I reviewed the...