I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd...
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
I can’t get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn’t taken the...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
While I’m generally a pretty frugal person, there are a handful things in life I don’t like to skimp on:...
Wedged between my consumption of Fast Food Nation and We Need to Talk About Kevin, I inhaled The Feminist Porn Book. I...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
