Everyone’s coming out with a cute little rechargeable clitoral stimulator these days. Jimmyjane released the Form 2 and Form 3;...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
There is nothing wrong with the Tantus Ryder. This is a butt plug that means business. It does its job...
The world of luxury rabbit vibes is not an expansive one. Fun Factory has some with varying degrees of success;...
My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
I am unabashed about my love for the NobEssence Romp. I can’t help it if it’s the best butt plug...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
The Evolved Lucky 11 is part of Evolved’s “Roulette” line. As such, it has a wheel embedded in its base...
LELO is a sex toy company that listens to people. When consumers loved their uniquely-shaped Gigi, they invented a dildo version named...
Tristan Taormino does incredibly important work with her Expert Guide series of porn movies. So many “how-to” movies are yawn-inducing, but...
The Ophoria Bliss 8 is not kidding around. It is not joking. It is not pulling your leg, nor is...
Je Joue, makers of the failtastic SaSi, attempt to make vag balls! In my head, that is the slogan for...
This vibrator is not purple. It is fuchsia. Let it be known. Despite every product photo ever depicting it as a...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
Those who remember the wrath I unleashed on the Nomi Tang Better than Chocolate may be surprised that I was...
