I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
It’s not like I needed to read The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation. I discovered my G-spot three...
It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw...
I don’t know how to say this in a way that is pleasant, but that’s okay — I’ve never really...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
It’s all fun and games until someone’s vag vibrates off. The Pop Tops Deluxe G-Spotter is my first ever Hitachi...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing...
The Lady Calston Y-Bullet is a HIGH-TECH device. It plugs into your USB PORT. It runs off PURE USB ADRENALINE. Its...
I know what you’re thinking. After such distressing trysts with Jimmyjane’s Form 6, Form 2, and Form 3, why the...
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
This may be the right time to admit that I don’t find Adrianna Nicole’s face terribly attractive. However, her body...
I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
