I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The Nexus G-Rider is too much for my butt....
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
The LELO Isla is one of three toys in LELO’s new Insignia line. These toys are characterized by cut-out handles...
Bless Jimmyjane’s little hearts; they really are trying. They’re trying so hard to create innovative toys, but they keep promising...
I was stirring ramen on the stove as my boyfriend tried on the La Palma for the first time. He...
Tristan Taormino has upped the ante. After the greatness that was Rough Sex, she has created a sequel that is...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
My standards for the Toyfriends were laughably low. I reviewed their predecessors, the Ticklers, and was astonished by with their...
You probably don’t know this, but I’m fucking in love with Sliquid. I love their H2O and Sassy lubes, which are...
I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
Siri is a new release from LELO made specifically for clitoral stimulation. Siri is futuristic and adorable, small and perfect for grasping....
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
The Fun Factory MiniVibe Spring is a little pipsqueak of a vibrator in the same family as Fun Factory’s Bubbles,...
I have never seen a sex toy angled like Vamp Talula. I mean, this thing is nuts. Just look at it....
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
The Luxotiq Isis is a bit of a goody-goody. It’s sugary pink in color, with smooth, clean, harmless lines. It...
