I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
I knew I was in for something good because the email began, “I feel like only you can understand the...
Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...
The Gigi used to be one of LELO’s flagship toys. A true fan favorite. The kind of toy people would keep...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
Just as I am not a lube connoisseur, I am also not a condom connoisseur. I haven’t tried a ton...
Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was...
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Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
